TV 2000 Edited by Issac Asimov, Martin H. Greenberg, Charles G. Waugh
352 pages, Mass Market Paperback
Published January, 1982 by Fawcett Crest
Important commentary on the year 2000
*Will be
expanded into a longer Amazing Stories column*
Lets head
to the future. The faaaaar future of the year 2000 (Sing it in your best falsetto.
This book was published the same year ET and Blade Runner came out, and it had an
18-year runway. My copy, has been on my shelf only about five years. The book
is not an experiment to project what TV would look like in 2000, although that
would have been a worthy experiment, and interesting in a different way.
Compiled in
the early 80s by Issac Asimov, Charles G Waugh and master anthologist Martin
Harry Greenberg, I am assuming grabby Asimov mostly lent his name and wrote the
introduction, none the less this is an important collection. The stories range
from the 50s when TV was barely a thing to the 60s and 70s. So as I read each
story I found myself looking to the credits to figure out what year each piece
was published.
Asimov
opens the book with an essay, and the book is divided into two parts. The
control of TV and the content. Asimov lays out the intention of the book with
the quick essay, in some cases giving his thoughts on the stories he finds most
important. He rightly points out that before the genre had a name Hugo Gernsbeck
was writing about Television, even using the term, although Telephotes never
happened.
The Asimov
story is one of the better ones of his I have read from 1955. In this story, TV
is not made by writers and directors but “Dreamers,” “Well, I don't know. Dreamers are hard to
come by, I hear.”
“They
are. They are. But your son Mr. Slutsky is not a dreamer yet. He might never
be. $500 a year is a gamble for us. It's not a gamble for you. When he's
finished school, it may turn out he's a dreamer, yet you've lost nothing.
You've gained maybe $4000 altogether. If he is a dreamer, he'll make a nice
living and you certainly haven't lost then.”
This reminded me of Ken Liu’s recent novel about AI
and influencers called “All That We see or Seem.” This a cool idea.
Underrated writer William Tenn (pen
name for Philip Klass – who mentored David Morrell, I believe) comments on advertising
written in 1951. “History can be as dangerous as a traffic accident; it can
happen to people. And 'cause even more damage. One fine day about the year
2208, say a bright cheerful and maybe too smart for his own good young man
wakes up to find he's tripped over his cleverest idea and crashed into a brand
new age.”
A way back when, early in the 1900s,
people began listening to record players instead of trudging off to vaudeville
theater through cold and wet. Later, in the radio era, most top-level
executives were finding dictaphones more efficient than human stenographers and
mechanical sorters better than an army of file clerks. At the peak of the
television boom, every bride dreamed of owning a vocal axe kitchen someday that
would exactly obey her most casual command to heat a roast for such and such a
time and base it at such and such intervals.
With
deluxe models, of course, came a set of flavor fix Rheostats which, among other
talents, could mix salads according to the recipe of a famous chef slightly
better than the chef could himself. Then along came all-purpose radar broadcast
power; Television went three-dimensional and became tildar inexpensive enough
so that every Eskimo could own a set and incidentally, the only industry where
an actor might make a living.”
While this
passage is super dated, there are several things I love about it. Tenn’s story The
Jester is one of the most charming stories, very funny and written so early
in the existence of TV.
The only
story in the collection I had read before was the short but interesting piece “The
Idea,” by Barry Malzberg. Maybe I am biased because I interviewed Barry twice,
but this weird one caused me to re-read it twice, thinking what did I miss?
Similar to reading R.C. Matheson’s Red. After reading it for a third time, I
felt stupid. Howard pitches an educational TV, and with every person he pitches
it to, the idea gets manipulated into a less truthful piece with the executive.
Really smart story.
One of the
predictive stories is Theodore Sturgeon’s “…and now the News.” It is about news
overload; in a way predicts doomscrolling. Frank Herbert’s story is about how
quick TV can spread information; wait till he hears about the internet.
Perhaps
the best, most predictive story is Damon Knight’s 1976 story “I See You,” that slyly
predicts more than TV but how neighbors spy on each other through social media.
“The viewer is your babysitter, your television your telephone(the telephone
lines are still up, but they are only used as signaling devices; when you know
somebody wants to talk to you, you focus your viewer on him, your library your
school. Before pub,erty you watch other people having sex but even your
curiosity is easily satisfied after an older cousin initiates you at fourteen; you
are much more interested in doing it yourself. The Co-op teacher monitors your
studies, sometimes make suggestions, but more and more as you grow older leaves
you leaves you to your own devices. You are intensely interested in African
prehistory, in the European theater, and in the anti-civilization of Epsilon Eridani
4. Soon you will have to choose.”
It starts
with watching neighbors but turns into watching everything.
TV 2000 is
more of an artifact than it is a good anthology. There are a couple skippers
for sure. Anyone interested in look at the back history of the genre. The way
the genre predicted TV is fascinating, and with hindsight of all these years even
more interesting still.
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