Friday, February 26, 2021

Book Review: A House at the Bottom of a Lake by Josh Malerman

 


A House at the Bottom of a Lake by Josh Malerman

Paperback, 208 pages
Published January 19th 2021 by Del Rey Books (first published October 31st 2016)



At some point, Malerman is going to write something bad right? Or maybe something that is just OK? Actually probably not, because at this point he is like a batter you put at the number four spot in the rotation. You are going to get a hit, just how far will the thing sail into the stands is the question. I know baseball metaphors are corny, and the reality is I don’t like baseball. I do enjoy the work of this author.

Most well known as writing the novel that became the meme generating Netflix hit Bird Box Malerman has been slowly releasing novels he wrote while being a touring musician. While he seemed like a lightning bolt on the scene in 2014 he already had a back catalog of unreleased gems waiting to be found.

I don’t know the whole back story on this novel, and yes I realize the marketing folks in publishing call this a novella but I think it is a novel. In a funny accident, I read this right after Philip K Dick’s 1969 classic Galactic Pot Healer, which is a novel that largely takes place underwater as well.  It was on my radar when The website/podcast This is Horror published it as far back as 2016. It wasn’t until my local library had it in the new orders that I got it. I didn’t realize it was getting the larger press treatment.

A House At The Bottom Of A Lake crosses many horror subgenres and I am sorry I slept on it as long as I did. It is a haunted house story, sorta. It is a ghost story, sorta. It is fully a romantic coming of age tale about first love that is built on a slow build that balances creeping dread and romance so perfectly sweet it feels like a fairy tale.

Amelia and James are on a magical first date, that might seem like a bit much. A romantic canoe trip to a small secret lake. Once the young couple boat there they find a third private lake. This third lake felt surreal to me, they talk about it with Uncle Bob, but no one else in town knows about the lake or the full house at the bottom of the lake.

“Yet, there was nothing. No images, no stories, no rumors. And with every dead-end she met, she experienced a little relief. If nobody else had a story about the house … didn’t that mean that, in a way, it still belonged to Amelia and James? And if they never talked about it with anybody else, if they forever kept their secret, wouldn’t it always remain theirs and theirs alone?”

This secret mystery was my favorite aspect of the short novel. I loved that the source of the creepy weird moments of horror was also about the wonderment of the fresh romance. I don’t think this book can be spoiled but I will try not to do that. The power and strength of this book are the push and pull between the sugary sweet prose and story with the eerie haunted house at the most impossible location. Mood and tone are the keys here and when you think about the horror and romance in this work it is like a literary see-saw.

I think the ending will not be what most readers expect or want when they open the book but I think it will leave them happy when they close it. A Josh Malerman book is a safe bet and I think readers will enjoy this one. It is short but effective. A fun piece of work.

Podcast Review Galatic Pot Healer By Philip K. Dick

 

Dickheads episode recording soon.

Graphic Novel review: East of West Vol. 1


East of West Vol. 1

 

I am not going to go into depth because graphic novels are something I enjoy but not feel like I can add very little to the discussion here. Odd as I review two Blade Runner comics this month as well. Last year I read most of SAGA by Brian K Vaughn and the thing that attracted me to that title is the fact that many said BKV wrote it with the intention of making a book that would be impossible for it to exist in any other form. I think if that is a genre East of West is firmly in said genre. So I want to thank Jacob Hall of the /Film Daily podcast who mentioned this in a water cooler episode because that is how I found it.

What I find most interesting and exciting about this title is the cross-genre aspect of the book. Yeah, it is a sci-fi dystopia, but it has elements of political alternate history, Cowboy yee-hah Western and supernatural horror. With villains like death and the fourth horsemen, you know this is a dark piece of work. The creator Jonathan Hickman plays with weird and wild ideas that TV and movies would struggle with. Like evil little kids. That reminds me to note although the show has been mostly forgotten the best evil kid on TV was Millie Bobby Brown pre-Stranger Things in Intruders. I digress.

East of West is bananas and since it was nominated for every award in comic I feel pretty late to the part eight years after it came out.  Well shit, I have some reading to do.

So this alternate history presents a future where the old western leaves a lingering cultural stamp. Not only did Native Americans getting involved in the civil war extend it, but it shaped America in a very different way. That is not all a super Mao-ist china under the rule of Mao 5.0 is a major player. Three of the fourth Horsemen of the apocalypse rebirthed as kids and Death being goth Chinese style (white is the color of death there that black is here).

The story so far is confusing but never boring and that is most important I think. I am interested enough to keep reading. May only review on Goodreads and not the blog moving forward, we will have to see.

Monday, February 22, 2021

Book Review: The Void Captain's Tale by Norman Spinrad


 

The Void Captain’s Tale by Norman Spinrad

Paperback, 224 pages
Published September 2001 by Tom Doherty Associates (first published 1982)


I think I get what Norman Spinrad is laying down here. Often in Spinrad’s long and honored career, he has been misunderstood more than is probably fair, but let’s face it Spinrad is a provocateur as much as anyone. This novel is as interesting and underrated experiment in science fiction that is only limited by some of its out-dated and unintentional sexual politics but when you factor in that it is a space opera with an FTL drive driven by female orgasms it could’ve been much worse.

I know, I know it is a pretty cringe-inducing concept, but considering Spinrad’s very leftie political stances I wanted to at the very least give the book a more serious look. Spinrad also called it his anarchist science fiction novel. On that note, the anarchist features are more subtle than Leguin’s The Dispossessed which is the most famous science fiction exploration of anarchism in practice. TVCT has more in common with LeGuin's Always Coming Home which is about a non-hierarchal society but it is quietly expressed in a way that makes it less likely to be found on the shelf at an anarchist info-shop. That said it is no less radical.

If I am reading TVCT correctly Spinrad is doing Dune with the influences of the summer of love and late 60s radicalism. What if your far-future galaxy-spanning story was not about a Campbellian (either of them) hero’s journey and inspired by the free love and drug culture of the radical youth subculture of that era. The main characters of this story are not learning ancient warrior ways so they can free oppressed people, no it is their mind that seeks freedom and much of life in this future is about wanting to experience the wonders and joys of the universe.

Spinrad talked about this in a 2012 interview with the LA Review of Books. “Three thousand years from now, barring the usual convenient apocalyptic cultural amnesia and taking into account the enormous wealth of books, discs, chips, tapes, and so forth that we have today, the Second Starfaring Age would have total access to all previous human history and cultural legacy. This culture would have long since mastered the sciences and technologies of mass and energy. It would not wage war.”

Never one to play nice or sugar-coat opinions to fit neatly into genre canon TVCT is a delightfully subversive work of science fiction. This aspect of the novel will get overlooked and that is too bad because there are really beautiful and interesting ideas here. Spinrad as he often does is reacting to what he doesn’t like in traditional science fiction. Much of Spinrad’s career is protesting and reacting to these norms and traditions in the genre. In the Iron Dream the inherit fascism of high fantasy was his target and in this novel, it is the feudal and dystopic futures like Dune and Foundation. It is important to note that Spinrad in the above interview quote mentions all the data of history. I suspect that Spinrad is calling bullshit on Foundation, by trying to picture a universe with evolved humans in it.


“If the floating cultura contained its fair share and then some of subsidized children of fortune, wealthy sybarites, refugees from ennui, and their attendant parasitic organisms, did these not serve as a communal matrix for the merchants, artists, scientist, aesthetes, and pilgrims who travelled among the stars for higher purposes? In ancient days, the courts of monarchs served as similar distillations of the more rarefied essences of human culture; these too were gilded cages filled with self-pampered birds of paradise, but in their precincts were to be found the philosophers, artists, and mages of the age.”


Asimov saw the cycle of history as a foregone conclusion and the psycho-history as the way to TRY to combat it. In a subtle way that doesn’t require massive world-building and word counts Spinrad counts these epics in the 220 pages that don’t overstay its welcome, which is helpful because he never cheats on the first-person narrative. He expects the reader to just flow with it.

In a 1999 interview with Locus magazine, Spinrad said ''I wanted to do a society that knows human history. My two far-future novels, The Void Captain's Tale and Child of Fortune, are set in a good society that works, this galactic culture in the far future, three or four thousand years from now. They are not about changing or wrecking society; they're about what happens to people inside it. Child of Fortune is another anarchist novel because there's no government. (All right, so I'm an anarchist – but I'm a syndicalist. You have to have organized anarchy because otherwise, it doesn't work.)”

The story is not really one you can spoil as this story is more style and ideas that a real plot. There is incredible world-building. The prose is very styled and includes lots of switches between languages and straight-made-up words. This is not for everyone but I enjoyed this aspect of the book. The galaxy as it is written in this book is not one of conflict, people travel the universe in search of art, pleasure, and experience.  Sounds great huh?

There is only one in-universe problem, there is one and one only exploited class. It is the icky thing here. In this the second space-faring age of humans the massive starships travel faster than like directed by a rare breed of pilot. These pilots are not the macho top guns but women who transcend space and time during moments of intense pleasure.  To me, the one in-universe problem is also the one problem I have with the book.

It is impossible to not think of this story as the Orgasm drive book. I understand what Spinrad was trying to do but from the outside, without context, it seems like the idea of a horny teenager or some hippie sex guru trippin’ balls and pitching his way cool space opera. It is hard to get away from that idea.

Let’s talk about how the orgasm drive works on page 73 of the Orb trade paperback.

“Via the lightest touch of my finger upon the Jump command point, I was, in cold objective literally inducing in Dominque an orgasm far beyond anything of which I could as her fleshly lover. As long as the pilot had been mere module in the Jump Circuit, this sexual connection between Captain and Pilot, this reality which went far beyond erotic metaphor, existed not in the sphere of my awareness. But now that awareness of her as a taled name, another subjectivity, a woman had been thrust upon me, I was aware of myself as her cyborged demon lover, as electronic rapist, yet somehow also the victim of the act as I plunged into her with my phallus of pychesomic fire.

“Jump!”

One instant the stars were in configuration in one configuration, then in another. Did I imagine that I had experienced the impalpable interval between, I could feel her being flash through its unknowable ultimate ecstasy? Did we silently sigh in unison or mutually shriek our mute violation?”


Yikes, there is so much to unpack here and much of it is not pretty. Eventually, the pilot Dominque and Captain Genero develop a consensual relationship that involves a galaxy-spanning Kama-sutra thing that leads them to want to go beyond light speed jumps to transcendence.  While the above quote implies that it is a violation for both the pilot and the ship Captain it feels icky just reading it and it only gets worse when the narrator spends a page and a half trying to understand how male and female orgasms evolved differently. Spinrad often narrates stories from characters' points of view that are political opposites (I mean he wrote a novel as Hitler) but this novel would have been 200% better if pages 106 and 07 were lost in the editing process.

In the LA review of books Spinrad seems to understand it is THE problematic part of his universe. “A culture far superior to our own in every aspect including the moral, but no perfected utopia, with the paradox at its core being that the Jump Drive, the faster-than-light technology based on “platform orgasm,” the very thing that makes a Second Starfaring Age possible, the legacy of the vanished aliens known as We Who Have Gone Before, and a mystery whose ultimate reality these perfect masters of mass and energy cannot fathom.”  
 
There are many cool elements of this book, how this near utopian far future exists, the beautiful and stylistic prose that portrays a delightfully strange future. The Anarchist vision, the subversion of the genre but the book often gets reduced to the orgasm drive book. I honestly think with a little woke editing this could’ve worked but the consent of the pilot is a serious question here. While the FTL jump is not entirely sexual it is close enough.

While the last two chapters take the book straight to nirvana and do so in a beautiful way, I am left closing the book and asking ugly and hard questions. This to me is the big difference between a masterpiece and a good book that I struggled with. It is not quite to the cat-suits in Star Trek level of nerd fantasy it is something else. This is not me being politically correct, that is not my concern is being ethically correct and that is something a genre reaching to the future should always do.

OK, I interviewed Norman Spinrad for the Dickheads podcast, he was very grumpy at the start as we had a host of technological problems getting him on the phone. So you may enjoy me squirming at the start but the interview gets better I promise you. 

My Spinrad interview for DHP audio

The interview on youtube 

Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Book Review: Breakfast in the Ruins: Science Fiction in the Last Millennium by Barry N. Malzberg


 
Breakfast in the Ruins: Science Fiction in the Last Millennium by Barry N. Malzberg
Paperback, 389 pages
Published 2007 by Baen Books (first published April 1st 2007)



One of the coolest things that has happened to me since starting the Dickheads podcast was speaking to and interviewing the author of this book Barry Malzberg. My biggest regret now is that I didn’t read this book before doing this interview. Breakfast in the Ruins is a big book and it is made up of two parts that are similar just written at different periods in the life of this writer who had a unique window to the 20th-century output of science fiction.

The first half of the book is made up of essays written mostly in 1979 and 80 about the first forty years of science fiction. The second half is made up of essays from the late 90s and early in the 21st century. The essays are very similar, in fact, you might not notice the difference if Malzberg had not mentioned that John W. Campbell would of loved the internet and Murray Leinster had been the first to predict it in a short story in 1946. That story was A Logic Called Joe. I know I am going to track down that story now.

This book was clearly and openly influenced by Damon Knight’s In Search of Wonder which collected his essays and thoughts on the early days of Science Fiction. I read that book last year and I think both are very important. If you are not making lists of books in the canon that you thought you should read along the way then you are doing it wrong. I added probably 40 books to my GoodReads “Want to Read” and found a few already there being reinforced.

In the opening essay, Malzberg talks about the definition of Science fiction. In 1980 he stated it this way…

“Science Fiction is that form of literature which deals with the effect of technological change in an imagined future, an alternative present or a reconceived history.”


This is an entertaining essay that bobs and weaves around other famous Science fictioneers giving their definitions.  Then BNM (that is Barry N. Malzberg’s  MC name) provides to show how major classics would be left out of those narrow interpretations.  I am not going to go through them all but he is right to say that in Theodore Sturgeon’s view of science fiction Anne McCaffrey's dragons would need to find another part of the bookstore to call home. JG Ballard doesn’t fit either, and certainly, almost everything that came after John W. Cambell died in 1971 would not have fit his rigid and pretty much-canceled ideas of sci-fi.

This is a great opening essay but once the definitions are out of the way there are a variety of topics.  It is interesting to get the snapshot of the genre seen through the lens of 1979 Barry and in many ways I found those essays to be stronger and more clear than the ones in the second half. Several of the second half essays were reprints of introductions to collections and novels.

I know in my interview 80 years old Barry was less grumpy than Spinrad, but these essays have a bitter and annoyed edge to them. Malzberg was not an Asimov clone and a one-of-a-kind in the genre. Even though he worked in and around the slush piles don’t think for a minute he wasn’t a team player.  

“We know what we do; the engines that eat us up-this is what science fiction has been saying (among other things) for a long time now. It may be preaching only to the converted, but the objective truth, the inner beast, will not go away and so neither-despite the hostility of culture, the ineptitude of many of its practitioners, the loathing of most of its editors, the corruption of its readers-neither will science fiction.”


He believed in the genre enough that much of his anger is a mix between the failings of Gernsbeck and Campbell to the names lost progress in the genre. He wants you to remember the genius of Judith Merrill, Damon Knight, Henry Kuttner, and CL Moore, to rediscover Burdy’s, Rogue Moon. To recover and promote the work authors I admit I didn’t know before like Mark Clifton and Murray Leinster. Sure he writes about Silverberg, Ballard, and Tiptree and that is important, but the lost novels, short stories, and authors are the key mission of this book.

These are titles and writers I will discover because of this book. While I didn’t always agree with Malzberg and cringed at some inherently out-of-date thinking like referring to the Henry Kuttner and CL Moore as the Kuttners when CL Moore’s role in the genre is as valuable as her husbands. Before you youngbloods come for Malzberg try to remember that he was confronting the right-winger and stagnation in Sci-fi before we were born, give him some credit.

In Malzberg’s case that is done with a push and pull. I am with him that we need to confront these titans of the field while balancing the good and bad they did.

“Whatever happens to science fiction, it would not exist at all if it had not been given a name and a medium for this, if we are not led to praise Gernsbeck, we must entomb him with honor. He was a crook, old Hugo, but he made all of us crooks possible.”


Malzberg was unaware of how and why the genre was held back so often. He understood the roots of it in a way that many young members of the community could stand to learn.  Each region now has a convention, each subgenre has its own gatherings, the diversity of the modern movement is bolstered by online forums and community unthinkable in the early genre.

“Modern” science fiction, generally dated as having begun in late 1937 with the ascent of Campbell, was a literature centered around a compact group of people. It was no Bloombury but there could have been no more than fifty core figures who did 90% of the writing and editing. All of them knew one another, most knew one well, lived together, married one another, collaborated, bought each other’s material, and so on. For a field which was conceptually based on expansion, the smashing of barriers, the far-reaching and so on, science fiction was amazingly insular.”

Right or wrong the early days of science fiction which really well documented in Damon Knight Futurians was a tiny community. Any progress that movement saw often started in the imagined worlds, but Malzberg is right to remind us. That is the importance of books like these that point out how small and humble these beginnings were.

When you see classic novels by Asimov, Knight, Merrill, or the others of these early days it might be tempting to think these writers were following the same paths through NY publishers that today’s Hugo and Nebula winners took. The early genre was more like punk rock zinesters, I mean Asimov got his start by taking the bus across the city and just introducing himself to Campbell.

“Certainly, forties science fiction can be seen as a reaction to or against the vision of a single man, John W. Campbell; in the fifties, H L Gold, Fred Phol, Anthony Boucher and a few others began to solicit stories and propound a science fiction of satire and doom, and in the sixties, Michael Moorcock and Harlan Ellison, by pressuring for and proclaiming a literature of catastrophe, got a great deal of it.”


The Eureka Years does a good job explaining Boucher and Mccoma's (The first editors of The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction) impact and is worth a read to anyone interested in this era where the scene was reacting to and rebelling against Campbell. Malzberg gives a ton of time in this book to Campbell and I understand why. But in the years since we got the biography in Astounding that Barry thought would never happen. So in a sense, I wanted to no more about the fee room at SMLA, and the impact of Judith Merrill and Gold who edited Galaxy.

Instead, we get three essays about Campbell. That said there is one piece I think is very important. In 2017 when Jeanette Ng was given the award named after him, she rightfully became a hero because she started with “John W. Campbell is fucking fascist.”  Not to take away from her defiant act, as I respect the hell out of it, but it was funny that at the time people were saying “Finally someone said it!”

Because I read this book, I learned that Barry Malzberg while using less colorful metaphors as Captain Spock would have said did the same thing at the very first John W. Campbell award. In fact, lots of people in the scene in 1973 were upset that Malzberg won the award over Asimov’s  The God Themselves. The award-winning book Beyond Apollo (that we covered in a special episode of Dickheads linked below) was everything Campbell hated. He liked perfect heroes and Malzberg’s book was a psychosexual book about astronauts going mental on their first trip to Venus.

Not only that but when Malzberg won he got up and told the story of confronting Campbell in his office in 1969 while accepting the first award:

“I stayed with him in his office for three hours, fighting from the bell. Catherine Tarrant sat at her desk in the far corner typing and making notes trying hard not to smile. A young man’s intensity can be a terrible thing to bear (for no one so much as the young man himself) and I came off the chair right away, throwing jabs, pumping and puffing, slipping the phantom punches, going in desperately under real ones.

Not interested in market conditions, no sir. I wanted to know why Analog was the restrictive right-wing, anti-literary publication that it had become. Didn’t Campbell care what all the new writers, the purveyors of street fiction and venturesome prose, thought of him?”


It is kind of amazing from the first time the Campbell award was given to the last Malzberg and Jeanette Ng both called out his right wingery. Despite all the failures and lack of progress in the early days, science fiction survived rough patches.

“More than two decades later we know that American Science Fiction was not murdered. It had a whopper of a heart attack; it lay in the intensive care ward for quite a while. (and had like most indigents to somehow find its way to the hospital itself), but time and a little fresh air did wonders for the patient, who toddled out of the hospital in 1965 and has not yet returned…Over a thousand titles labeled “science fiction” have been published every year since 1978.”


Science fiction survives and for that, we can be thankful for the good, the bad, and the ugly who were on the frontlines in the early days. It is valuable to learn from these times. We don’t have to glorify them but it helps that we have these books that contain candid and personal histories from various points of view.

Do you know what else survives? Barry freaking Malzberg. In the link below you can hear him in his own words from 2018. Thanks to the work of Professor D.Harlan Wilson his important works of fiction are staying in print. Beyond Apollo, Revelations, Galaxies, and more coming I am sure. I am glad this book exists, as important as his fiction is his critical voice is so valuable.  Yeah, if the history of the genre is important put this one on your shelf.

My podcast interview with Barry Malzberg from 2019

Sunday, February 14, 2021

Graphic Novel review: Blade Runner 2019, Vol. 2: Off World (Blade Runner 2019 #2) by Michael Green, Mike Johnson, Andres Guinaldo (Artist)



Blade Runner 2019, Vol. 2: Off World (Blade Runner 2019 #2) by Michael Green, Mike Johnson, Andres Guinaldo (Artist)
Paperback, 114 pages
Published September 15th 2020 by Titan Comics


Collecting issues 5-8 of the ongoing series we return to the story of Aahna ‘Ash’ Ashina and Cleo whom she saved at the end of the last book. Several years have passed and they are now on the run. Cleo has grown-up a bit and attached to Ash as they have made it off earth. The story centers around Cleo (pretending to be a boy to stay in hiding) who is separated from Ash.

The story really picks up when Ash is found and pulled back into being a hunter.  

As a Dickian it is interesting to see the frontier that was mentioned in the source material but not shown. Friend of our Dickheads podcast Evan Lampe who has written and podcasted about PKD for years often talked about Phil and the frontier. In the early years, the off-camera frontier was an ongoing theme that he revisited from time to time. It is not as if he didn’t ever take us to the frontier (some of the best examples are Martian Time-Slip and Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch.

That said the frontier in Do Androids and Blade Runner both remain nothing more than a commercial pitch and a legend mentioned but unseen. For the creators of the book actually showing us the Off-world colonies does come with serious risk. Blade Runner fans have had decades to fill in those gaps. The good news is we only saw one off-world mining colony so there is still room for the story to grow into the legend.

The one colony we saw was pretty drab and ugly and does kinda look like somewhere the Nostromo might pick-up ore. Certainly, this didn’t look like a place worth leaving earth for. The art didn’t feel as strong to me in this set of issues. The story also was not quite as strong as the last one. I was entertained but not as blown away as I was by the first volume.

When I finished the first volume I wished there was a movie of that story, but I was happy with this one as is. The first volume seemed to explore the themes a little stronger with the ethics of replicants tied more directly to the narrative.  Also, the grey area between ethical and non-ethical replicants was lost. Everyone but Cleo and her friend seemed like awful people.

Still entertaining but not as strong as the first volume. Excited to read part 3!

Anthony's video review of the same book!

Book Review: Gridlocked by Cody Goodfellow


 

Gridlocked

Paperback, 132 pages
Published October 2020 by King Shot Press

This is a short book so I going to plan on writing a short review and probably say more than I need to. Gridlocked is a short and small booklet sized slider of horror literature. Just like eating an overpacked slider, it helps to have a napkin ready because this book is overstuffed and dripping tidbits all over the place.  You might be finding stains and debris long after your last bite. That is a Cody Goodfellow special.

I like the idea of the commuter special, and that is how I read this. The first novella taking the bus, the second on the way home. It is also inspired that the cover design (it looks Revert did it) was themed like a hardcore show flyer…

All ages/ $7.95 cover/ B.Y.O.B./ No jocks

These two stories have a beer-soaked musty basement show edge to them. I thought about a basement show I went to around 1999 and saw Burnt by the Sun. The only spot I could find was behind the drumset and for 40 minutes I watched Dave Witte just beat the shit out of the drums. He was too good to be playing in the basement but I was goddamn thankful he was.

2020 was an amazing year for mainstream big NY based horror publishing. The Only Good Indian by Stephen Graham Jones, The Loop by Jeremy Robert Johnson, Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno Garcia. Big sales, mainstream attention. One-year earlier Goodfellow’s Unamerica was released and while it got a deserving Wonderland award, I could not help thinking that book is as brilliant as any of the others I just mentioned. The difference is a big-time established publisher.

I am not slagging on King Shot Press they are making beautiful and quality books but I am sure Michael would agree with me there is a crime here. I get that before Cody shaved he was side hustling with regular gigs playing the homeless drifter or the occasional wizard in an Anthrax video. He doesn’t look like a boy scout or he might not seem like the traditional NPR books podcast guest, but Cody is actually one of the most wickedly intelligent people I know, so forget that noise.

Gridlocked is like a gritty single recorded over a weekend by a band tuning up for a long tour. You are better off just trusting Cody and going in blind but if you are cool with my thoughts and wild spoilers keep reading.

The title story is a unique piece that takes advantage of the San Diego setting the same way King uses Maine. What is a more Southern California tale than to be trapped in traffic? One of the problems with modern horror is how do people end up trapped despite having cellphones, well being trapped on a California freeway after an accident. So that set-up for a werewolf story that includes weird cult biker dude bro werewolves would be enough to make a story interesting.

That said Goodfellow built the novella a very crafty time reversal in the narrative. This works because Aaron the main character and his frustration are relatable. What did he get himself into? It didn’t hurt that it took place here in San Diego and I understood the geography of the story. None the less the stage is so well set when the insanity comes it gives the reader the feels it is supposed to with such skill.

Gridlocked is an effective tale that feels like a story out of EC comics jazzed up by elevated prose. That is the Goodfellow vibe in nutshell insane ideas written intelligence and skill that separate good from the boring Spaltterpunks. Anybody can write a story about a nail going through an eyeball, but not every writer gross you out and make you feel smarter at the same time. That to me is the difference.

As for the second novella, I am not going to say too much as this is a story Breaking the Chainletter that I asked Cody to write for an anthology. This was the doomed Vault of Punk Horror. It is a great anthology that I  would be proud of if I had known what I was doing when We made it. As result, there are only about 30 of them in the world.  So I am glad that authors like John Shirley, Jeremy Robert Johnson, and now Cody have republished the stories.

This story is complete chaos and has a fever dream pace to it. Of course, I love it.

Yeah, for 8 bucks you can’t go wrong with this title. He keeps winning the Wonderland award for a reason. He is one of the best weird fiction writers we got.

   

Thursday, February 11, 2021

Book Review: The Book of Koli by M.R. Carey


 

The Book of Koli by M.R. Carey

Paperback, 416 pages (375 + preview of book 2)
Published April 2020 by Orbit



I want you to keep in mind while you read this review a few facts. First off I want to state as a fact that Mike Carey, writing here under the super-secretive pen name M.R. Carey is a writer I really like and respect.  Second, consider that I have read almost every release he has in prose. I almost loved his run on Hellblazer. The final fact I want you to consider is I would go so far as to say that his novel The Girl With All the Gifts is a masterpiece.  I do not say that lightly.

I was rooting for this book that just got nominated for the PKD award and I am not going to argue that it is bad. In fact, it is probably a good book but if I am being honest and that is my purpose when writing a book review, I really didn’t like this book. I considered not finishing it which is almost unthinkable for me and my reading relationship with this author.

This book was built on writing tricks that are pet peeves of mine, so you might not mind it as much as I did. There is actually a neat story here, and I like the concept but the delivery just killed me. That was the stumbling block for me and The Book of Koli.

 It is first-person which is already my least favorite way to tell a story in the novel form. I think it locks the storyteller into breaking their own rules the way a found footage movie does.  We know the storyteller lives at the end of the tale, and we have to hear it in that character, not the author’s voice. That being said a well-composed first person narrative like King’s Delores Claiborne for example will slip out of my mind as I get carried away with the story. First-person can work for me but I prefer to work in the author’s voice.  

The problem with The Book of Koli is the first person was so odd and so different than I was constantly paying attention to it and not the story. Set hundreds of years-in-the-future after the fall of civilization in Ingland of the former Yewkay the prose was “written” by someone who doesn’t knowns’ stuff like us as educated folks. I mean this is the whole book, at least early on was so dialect heavy that I just couldn’t flow with the story.

That sounds insanely difficult to write, like signing your signature with your left hand after a lifetime of using your right. I was at the same moment annoyed and impressed with this. I think what Carey is doing here is very difficult and an interesting choice to say the least. It just didn’t work for this reader at all. As the story progresses Koli gets a solar-powered AI-driven “dreamsleeve” which is basically a conversational iPod that teaches him. The prose gets somewhat better and easier to flow with.  

(Note: I understand why Carey felt the need when Koli was explaining how he got into heavy metal that to note that he was listening to classic sabbath, and I aware this is a push up my glasses nitpick but it took me out of the story and seemed a little too cute that this young man a few centuries after the collapse of society would understand classic era Black Sabbath vs any other era. Besides Dio Sabbath is great.)

TBOK is the first part of a trilogy and one thing it does really well is ending with a compelling hook that has me interested in where the story will go even though I didn’t enjoy the book along the way. It is the story of Koli who lives in Mythen Rood - a village after the fall of civilization, there are little bits of tech here and there but life is midevil and contained mostly. One of my problems with the novel is it promises killer trees, which are the monsters at the gate.

That is a huge problem for me as the monsters at the gate remain the most interesting element to me after I closed the book the last time. The first act takes too long to develop and by the time the stakes are set, I was checked out wishing I was reading another book.

I have made clear that I write with outlines and I prefer reading novels that feel well-plotted. It seems to me that Carey started this journey going in a different direction and vibe. There is nothing wrong with the story here. I think that this novel will work for some people. I don’t think this is a bad novel. It is probably a good one. It just didn’t work for me, too many personal dislikes involved and that is not on Carey or this novel. He had a mission in mind when he started this book and I suspect he knew he would lose some people. That is a choice artists sometimes make. Not everything is for everyone. Also, Carey just set a very high bar for himself by writing a masterpiece with his first M.R. Carey novel.

The funny thing is that the hook is good enough at the end I do want to know what happens in the rest of the trilogy.   

Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Graphic Novel Review: Blade Runner 2019, Vol. 1: Los Angeles by Michael Green, Mike Johnson, Andres Guinaldo (Illustrator)


 

Blade Runner 2019, Vol. 1: Los Angeles by Michael Green, Mike Johnson, Andres Guinaldo (Illustrator)

Paperback, 114 pages
Published November 19th 2019 by Titan Comics

 

 As I sat down to read this, I was kinda hoping that the story would unfold and I would hear the Vangelis soundtrack in my head. That I would see the outdated yet still amazing Special effects and I would feel like I was watching a Blade Runner movie. It is hard to talk about this book without spoilers so let’s start by saying I think fans of the movie who like comics will enjoy this side story that happens in the same city and year as Rick Deckard’s story.

Co-written by DC comics veteran Michael Green who has written long runs with Superman, Supergirl, and Batman, and Mike Johnson who is the most prolific Star Trek comics writer ever. The art is handled by Andres Guinaldo who also has tons of DC experience. First things first DC and Alcon did well with the hiring. The team did amazing.

The art itself looks and feels like Blade Runner even feeling like Syd Mead concept art at times. Hat it is One of the things that makes the movie what it is the lived-in feeling. Sure this book benefits from building off the movie but that is the point of a media tie-in. Expanding the existing world, we know and are dying to get more of. Mission accomplished.   

I am going to spoil things while talking about this, but I am having fun. There were clear and important decisions made here. This follows the film in vibe tone and world-building completely. This is THE 2019 of Blade Runner. There is little to nothing of the PKD novel, except a few minutes that inherit moments of the film.

As a Dickhead there is not much here to pick- apart, Blade Runner doesn’t have much of the source material and this has even less. That is OK, as a fan of the movie there is plenty of fan service done tastefully.

The story follows Aahna ‘Ash’ Ashina who is a Blade Runner in the same LAPD adjacent office as Deckard. If you read the script you can assume Deckard is up north hunting Alaskan skin-jobs during these events.  Her side hustle is a little darker but she has a secret she is dealing with. You see Ash has a secret, she is paralyzed and she is able to fake it by using illegal tech. She has to plug into her wheelchair and recharge every so often or she will lose control of her legs. She is working to save money to get off-world, and she does this by stealing and selling body parts of the Replicants she retires.

She is the perfect morally corrupt member of the Blade Runner team to be hired for the under the table and off the books investigation into a missing mother and daughter. The father is tied to this world by way of a friendship with Tyrell Corp and the company founder.

Ash is a great flawed character; she is beaten-up and had a rough go of things. She is tough and you could imagine being very good at her work. As she investigates we get a great reversal on the Blade Runner storyline as Ash discovers the mother she is looking for is a replicant meant to copy and replace Tycoon Alexander Selwyn’s wife who died of cancer. This is a neat storyline as you could imagine a rich man in this situation paying the money to replace his wife so his young daughter can delay the loss of her mother.  The ethics of this kind of Replicant replacement becomes the ethical question at the heart of this story. Smartly this takes us to the south of the border Replicant sanctuary.

This is media-tie in done right, I enjoyed the story and it made me wish we had a movie of this. Excited for volume 2 and 3 for sure now.  

Anthony did a spoiler-free review for the Dickheads YouTube channel...

Click here for Anthony's take.

Saturday, February 6, 2021

Book Review: Signalz (The Adversary Cycle) by F.Paul Wilson


 

Signalz (The Adversary Cycle) by F.Paul Wilson 

paperback, 190 pages
Crossroad Press Published July 2020

Despite this novel being a thin 190 pages (a novella by modern publishing standards) it would be easy for me to overwrite this review. The subtitle of the book is the Adversary Cycle – A prelude to Nightworld. The Adversary Cycle is a series of books (that I will refer to here as the AC) that had been six books long until this new novella and now we can say is seven books long. This story is set right before or from a certain point of view as the events of Nightworld unfold. In this series that means the end of the world.

This six, uh yeah seven-book series starts with an all-time classic of horror The Keep which is the ultimate misdirection novel. That novel manages to kick off a saga that encompasses all history and most of this prolific author’s entire canon. The only comparison that comes close is King’s Dark Tower that bleeds out into an author’s entire body of work. Unlike Dark Tower Wilson has plotted this in the open with novels, short stories, novellas that are on a set timeline he calls the secret history. No alternate reality wheel of Ka-tet hoo-ha here.  You can find elements of the secret history in stand-alone novels like Black Wind, and three different series The AC, The Ice Trilogy, The two dozen Repairman Jack novels that include a prequel trilogy, and a YA trilogy about Jack as a kid.

None of this should work. As an exercise in plotting it is insane. Keep in mind he ended the AC in 1992 with Nightworld and circled back to book two of AC and launched the Repairman Jack series. That makes The Tomb AC #2 but Repairman Jack #1. Are you following? In this way, Nightworld was book six, now seven of the AC, and book 15 of the Repairman Jack and ended both series. So, with the publishing of Signalz FPW has moved the goalposts again.

If my math is correct and it probably is not.

Nightworld is not only AC book 7, and Repairman Jack number 24 and ends both series. Imagine a whole bunch of train tracks that come back together.  37 books total? That is fucking crazy. I understand why that would be daunting to a new reader. Like not wanting to start watching Doctor Who because of fifty-plus years to catch up on. Keep in mind you can read the AC or the Jack books on their own. That said these books are infinitely readable and I recommend them, but not starting with this book.

F.Paul Wilson is a genius and he is a bestseller with a legion of fans for a reason. These books as complicated as they are plot-wise are written with a reader in mind. They are page-turners with characters you will grow to care about. Signalz however is a tough sell in some ways. This book is for Secret history super fans. There are 36 books I think you SHOULD read first.

Don’t get me wrong I am stoked I bought this. That’s right not a library book or a review copy I wanted a complete AC on the shelf. This Lovecraftian tale really doesn’t stand alone, it works for those of us who love the Secret History.  

It is the story of Ellie who is a sixteen-year-old visiting the big city when she hears a series of signals that no one else seems to hear. This begins a transformation in which Ellie becomes a monster more ready for the big change coming.

The most interesting aspect of signalz involves P.Frank Winslow the writer stand-in for the author who was slowly drawn into the prophecy of the events by writing Meta-novels. The most interesting moments of this novel involve Frank and his book, which challenges the Ancient Septimus Fraternal Order that is working with the Adversary thought-out the 37 books. Their conclusion is a spoiler but it was this storyline that I felt was the most added value Wilson gave to the overall storyline.  

So here is your SPOILER WARNING…

When the order reads Winslow’s book it is revealed to them that they are suckers and will die for the big change. What I think is telling considering that we are reading this in 2020 is how against their own interests, even in light of the overwhelming evidence they walk into their demise. I know Wilson is a libertarian, but you can see parallels to the far right in this country here.
 
In Meta-moment Frank tucks what we assume is the very novella we are reading under his arm and intends to deliver it to the publisher. Then this happens.

“A rough-hewn, squarish tunnel, maybe eight feet on a side, carved through dark stone, stretched ahead of him curving off to the left. Smokeless flames flickered in sconces spaced along the walls.
Okay, first question: Who lit the sconces? And second what were the flames feeding on?
What did it matter? In sharp contrast to the blah, semi-modern characterless buildings on the surface, this tunnel looked ancient. And that gave Frankie hope. Because it might lead somewhere else.

Was it unreasonable to hope it led back to Manhatten-his Manhatten? Most certainly. Did he have a better route to follow? No.
With the manuscript of the Great American Novella clutched to his chest, P.Frank Winslow started walking.”

Winslow disappears. My reading of this and I may be totally off is this is the moment where the secret history in meta sense travels through to our world. This is the gap that FPW is filling with this novel. This is the purpose of this novella. As a secret history fan, it is a little but important thing. Also makes me want to read Nightworld again. Ha-ha.

I was skeptical that this would add to the saga but I don't know why. 37 books in and Wilson brings it again. For serious fans of Secret History, this is a must-read, for others start at the beginning. No rush but you have quite a saga to get to this point.

Monday, February 1, 2021

Book Review: The Blade Between by Sam J. Miller


 

The Blade Between by Sam J. Miller  

Hardcover, 384 pages 

Published December 2020 by Ecco


Podcast interview recording soon. I will post it here.

I was looking forward to this book since it was being written. One of the cool things about interviewing authors for the various podcasts I do is getting to know them a little better. A few years back I interviewed Sam J. Miller in one of the early interviews I did for our Philip K Dick podcast when I selected Miller’s amazing Cli-fi novel Blackfish City as a Dick-like suggestion on our show. In that interview, he hinted that he was deep into work on a novel about his hometown and whale ghosts.

He didn’t know but I was working on a novel about the ghosts of my small town at the same time. This is a sub-genre of novel that I adore, and since I was in the same headspace it really had my attention.  The most famous example of this sub-genre is Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury. In many ways, The Blade Between evokes the same small-town ghosts and horror as Something Wicked but with the modern diversity and progress inherit of an author who is a gay man and a social justice activist.

Yeah, the Blade Between hits some sweet spots for me. I talked with a friend of mine recently who read the same book. He said that he understood that it was a well-written book but the story didn’t do much for him. As I finished and loved the book, I thought a little bit about why we had such a different experience. I realized that he was from a big city, but more importantly, he was still in his home town that he had only briefly left.

Much of the strength of this novel takes place in the weird mental space where a person returns to their home town after a few years to find an alien place. It is a unique feeling, you know how to navigate the streets, but the buildings have changed. Beloved shops and restaurants have changed hands. Townies who never left look aged and different. All the ghosts of your childhood both positive and negative resurface in your mind, something you would never think about in the new city you call home. I am not sure this book will work as well for life long townies.

The Blade Between is a great novel about that common haunting but what was so charming for me was Sam Miller’s unique experience with his hometown translated through his imagination. Fictional versions of people that could have lived in Hudson New York and tortured spirits inspired by the blood of whales from the real-life industry that the upstate river town was built around in real-life. I love how Miller uses the history and setting of Hudson to evoke that home-town haunting feeling I KNOW from returning to Bloomington Indiana, my hometown with different but relatable issues.

Our main point of view character is Ronan a successful photographer, who has been living in the city that might be connected by train but might as well be a million miles apart from the town that raised him. He is going through drama in the city and after taking the train out he finds a different Hudson. While he grew up struggled with homophobia, Hudson is becoming almost a gay getaway. Even the candidate running for Mayor is openly gay. The problem with the rich man running for office is that he is buying up the town trying to remake it.

The parallels at the heart of this novel are really well set up. The hipster city folks taking over and wanting to destroy the town as it was are like living monsters. At the same time the ghosts of the town’s tragic history are woven into the story, and after decades of haunting the town now wants to protect it. Well sorta. At the end of the first act, there is clarity to the purpose of this novel.

 “The City was built on their blood, Katch said “It’s in the foundations of the buildings. The sap of the trees. The oxygen that mosses excrete.”

The battle lines are drawn. Ronan joins the activist resistance, whole at the same time dealing with hauntings of coming home. The boy he always crushed on who likes to experiment with him is now a cop and is married to one of his oldest friends. He also is dealing with his dying father whose wishes he is not sure how to value or make happen.  The freedom the town offers him as an adult he never felt growing up. The tension between comfort and misery is on almost every page.

Part of the activist storyline provides some of the novel’s most effective moments of horror that are what I consider minor spoilers. The novel is at its best when it is personal and heartfelt. The horrors of the hipster invasion of the hometown balanced with the ghosts both positive and negative are the beating heart of this story.

“They made this town theirs. And their magic is powerful. Their wards have held for almost two centuries.”
 
Those are the macro themes but Miller also nails some micro themes as well. This aspect comes from the various aspects of Sam Miller that make this novel a one of a kind thing that could only be the product of this one singular writer. It is concerned with issues like eviction and housing issues, corporate invasions, historical racism, LGBT+ discrimination, class warfare, and most interesting to this long time married old dude how modern technology and social media is used and sometimes weaponize in the Queer community.  Also, the idea of Grindr online fantasies becoming solid and real threats provides one of the best horror suspense beats of 2020.

“I found my old phone. Opened it up, logged into my own Grindr account. And then I clicked on Browse Nearby.

Sure enough, the nearest man to me was Tom Minniq >25 less than Twenty-feet away.”

I don’t say that lightly as 2020 is a year of fantastic horror novels. I also admit as a straight old married dude I wouldn’t have understood how great this moment was if without a co-worker who had explained to me how youngins date these days. Ha-ha.  Glad he did because this moment was incredible.

I am sorry I didn’t get to read The Blade Between in 2020 but it stands up there with all the great horror novels of this last year, Your Mexican Gothic, or The Only Indian. Diverse and powerful horror had a great year and this book is on the list for sure.